Senior Moment

I had a total brain cell reduction instant (aka Senior Moment) today. I went to lunch at twelve-ish and came back at one-ish. When I looked at the clock on the wall outside my office, it read two-something p.m. Weird. That clock must be wrong. So I checked my phone... two o'clock! OK, I just lost an hour of my life in a blink! Did I take a two-hour lunch, or did I leave at 1:00?

To convince myself I didn't goof off for two hours instead of just the normal one hour, I looked for evidence. And I found it in an email I had sent at 12:50 -- proof enough that I was just an hour late in leaving for lunch. How in the world did that happen? I'm always starving by noon! Must have been that pack of chocolate donuts I ate for breakfast. :-)